I couldn’t resist. Apparently I find myself in a mall at the precise moment the zombie legions choose(?) to launch their all-out assault on humanity. I have:
- one weapon;
- one song blasting on the speakers; and
- one famous person to fight alongside me.
Too easy:
- ‘68 Les Paul;
- Living Dead Girl (when that finishes, anything else Rob Zombie); and
- Natalie Portman.
Seriously — picture her, in all her shaved-headed glory, swinging away with a Gibson. Do it. Now.
Yeah, that’s right.
